In which case 3 grandparents, 2 grandmothers, 4 grandchildren, 3 cats, 7 mice do not get wet when they gather under one umbrella?
Answer: When the rain stops
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On a rainy day, the owner of the villa is killed. Police are questioning everyone at home.
Servant:
"I was looking at the child," he says
Gardener:
"I was watering the flowers," he says
Chef:
"I was cooking," he says.
Who do you think killed him?
The answer is the gardener. Do they water roses in rainy weather?
Two people approach the river. There is a boat on the river bank and it can only carry 1 person. Both men boarded a boat and crossed to the other side of the river. How?
Answer: They were on different shores.